Have you thought of making a Wetware comic where his/her cybernetics are compromised? Maybe a firmware update goes wrong, or a disgruntled crewmate hacking. <Immediate localized morale boost recommended> "What? We're in the mess hall - absolutely not!" <User authority superseded by new program directives. Initiating Chest_Flash sequence.>
Hah! I love the father cleaned out (pun intended) morale officers personality as shown here. Its always pleasing to see a portrayal like this that doesnt equate submissive sexual tastes with doormat.