I love how it's all suspiciously tight and BDSM like

Space-dick is out there and the morale officer is the only one able to save us.

Please tell me she has a combat mode _

morale ones ever coming off paywall?

@sojuuk:

"In space, no one can here you gag"

@Admin:

So, no really does mean yes, afterall?

Have you thought of making a Wetware comic where his/her cybernetics are compromised? Maybe a firmware update goes wrong, or a disgruntled crewmate hacking.
<Immediate localized morale boost recommended>
"What? We're in the mess hall - absolutely not!"
<User authority superseded by new program directives. Initiating Chest_Flash sequence.>