The lesson here, never jump on "your partner" just cause she was already going at it. She might tell you things not meant for even post nut clarity.

Last ones not really...talking...

So, how did this start exactly? Noble hires a bodyguard to travel a few days incognito? Goes with full on polymorph rather than disguise spell because one not magic-detect-able? Bodyguard intended to change and knock them up because of secret - heto - crush?