Where's her Laniard?

I can't believe that Cabin Girl is winning over Seaman Evaluator... I mean, come on!

It's not a bug; it's an undocumented feature.

... then I realized that it's more likely this character.
https://satinminions.com/Cultural-Exchange.html

Kinda looks like Alison, with horns.

> HOLY SHIT HE ACTUALLY SAID SOMETHING

Yeah, he said, "I'd marry you."

I'm guessing that he and Daddy set this whole thing up. The prince(ss) and the body guard are friends and the BG was offered this chance to 'take' his friend off the King's hands.