Would love to see how the calibration goes.
"So, for your new assignment I've been instructed to reconfigure your sensitivity setting from 3 to 19 on a 20 point scale."
"According to the records, the captain recently had a significant bio-surgical upgrade. Looks like all of the officers will be getting similar ones. Based on these readings, you are going to need a substantial increase in depth. But - this is weird - I'm to decrease the starting diameters of your ports. Oh well, Captain's orders."
"So, for your new assignment I've been instructed to reconfigure your sensitivity setting from 3 to 19 on a 20 point scale."
"According to the records, the captain recently had a significant bio-surgical upgrade. Looks like all of the officers will be getting similar ones. Based on these readings, you are going to need a substantial increase in depth. But - this is weird - I'm to decrease the starting diameters of your ports. Oh well, Captain's orders."
